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Member thinkin’ what will the future hold? I do. Well it(the future)is here, NOW! In WV, from the “barbie doll ban” to manditory drug testing to collect unemployment benefits, food stamps, get any job and of course, welfare to the stupid bid by clay county to tax unminable coal on private land. Wake up West Virginia! All America is laughin” at us! So here goes- My nonsensicle take on “modern” life.spcship2


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California

White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases
to safe levels. explode-02-june

France pleads for global help after being taken
over by Jamaica. No other country comes
forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.bushgetsclonked

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third
consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a
fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her
mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High
School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is
selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only
open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Recipie corner- Cream of Garlic soup- N-joy!soup

This has become one of the signature dishes at Chef Susan Spicer’s wonderful
French Quarter restaurant Bayona. As far as I know, it’s never been off the
menu. It’s been a hot seller both at the restaurant and at Chef Spicer’s
Spice, Inc. Good reason, too … it’s fabulous.

2 pounds onions, peeled and roughly chopped
2 cups garlic, peeled and chopped
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons butter
1.5 quarts chicken stock
1 bouquet garni (parsley stems, thyme sprigs and bay leaf, tied together)
2 cups stale French bread, torn into 1/2″ pieces
1 cup half and half (or 1/2 cup whole milk with 1/2 cup heavy cream)
In a 4-quart, heavy-bottomed pot, sauté the onions and garlic in the butter
and oil. Stir frequently over low to medium heat until the onions are a deep
golden brown, about 30 minutes. Add the chicken broth and bouquet garni and
bring to a boil. Stir in the bread cubes and simmer for 10 minutes, until the
bread is soft. Remove the bouquet garni and purée the soup in a blender,
carefully! Remember that hot liquids can splash up in a blender; you can use
one of those hand-held blenders and purée it right in the pot if you like.
Strain the soup through a medium strainer, reheat and whisk in more chicken
broth if the soup is too thick for your taste. Add the half and half, then
season to taste with salt and pepper.

YIELD: 8 servings

old-dude1A widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:




On the second day, she heard the doorbell.

She opened the door and much to her dismay, was a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair because he had no arms or legs.
Taken back the old woman said,

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? . . . .

Just look at you … you have no legs”!

The old man ! smiled as he said, ‘Therefore, I cannot run around on you!’

She snorted. ‘You don’t have any arms either!’

Again, the old man replied with a big smile, ‘Therefore, I can never beat you!’

The old lady, folded her arms across her bosom,
took a step back as she raised an eyebrow and asked with a mocking smile,

“Ah!, but are you still good in bed”???

The old man leaned back, with a twinkle in his eye, he beamed an even bigger smile and said,

“Rang the doorbell didn’t I”?


This is a test of the Emergency Alert System, formally known as the Emergency Broadcast System (until it was killed off with the rest of Civil Defense in the 90s). This is only a test.

This station in “voluntary” cooperation (yeah, since we’d like to keep our broadcasting license) with the FCC and local authorities have conducted this test to help justify the billions in tax dollars we spend every month in the Dept of Homeland Security.

In the event of an actual emergency, you would have heard even more of that irritating and piercing tone – like something we never updated since the 50s – continuing on for sooooooo long it’s doubtful you’d stay tuned long enough to hear anything useful or up to date anwyay. You’ll probably be better informed by some other source, such as the internet, that is until we take that over too, and give you a lame Department of Homeland Security Graphic like in the TV show Jericho on CBS, devoid of any actual information or instructions that would be useful to you.

Had this been an actual emergency other than weather, (the NOAA system actually works very well) you would have probably been instructed to go into your bomb shelter, which we officially stopped encouraging you to build, and have given you no guidance as to how to build since the 50s, and to live off your weeks supply of food and water which we didn’t tell you to store, until FEMA can get to you, which may be weeks or never since it took 5 days to get water to the Superdome after Katrina in New Orleans, even with days of warning. Don’t worry about us though, we’ll be safe deep in our secret government bunkers, in case you’re concerned.

This concludes this test, of the Emergency Alert System. Thank you for your cooperation, as if you had a choice. We’ll let you know you’re screwed, long after you are, officially, in case you can’t figure that out on your own.

walmart2A little article I wrote a few months ago but forgot about;
A comparison – walmart n a country store

The Walmart has a miriad of ………stuff to eat almost none really good for ya
from the eggs laid by genetically modified hens to spinach grown in panama to the leather goods made by child labor in china. And for this, ya get (at least where I am in WV)to travel 60 or more miles!
WAKE UP people! Why not shop locally? Almost eveyone in my section of the state(WV) has a good “country store” or what i like to call a “mini wally world” I have at least two very close(one in fact, is across the street) say within 10 miles, or so.
From hunting and fishing licences, ammo and rods n reels, guns, bows, even targets. Clothing, housewares, automotive supplies, hardware, home maintainence, man, even the food section is fully fitted out- from antacids to zebra meat, your country store has it all!(well, maybe not zebra meat!) And the county store has veggies grown locally or maybe the next state, same with the meats, cheeses, milk and eggs in the country store probably NONE of the edibles on the shelf or the refridgerated section is grown in the USA, nothing comes from those exotic countrys like Canada, nova scotia or even alsaka and certainly no food comes from china or panama.

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.pig

The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?” The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass in the morning, they’re pregnant. If they’re in the mud, they’re not.”

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.

The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”

“Neither,” yelled his wife, “they’re in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn.”

nurseBubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wa it for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ The doctor asked, ‘Where?’
Bubba said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ’em??’

Redneck word of the day : “OBAMA”


gomer‘Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’
‘Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith …He’s hiding’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hiding it there.’
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
‘Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd….Did the Sheriffs come?’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
It was reported that the Big Eared One’s little wife said she was going to grow vegetables in the White House garden, okra, collards, etc. One can wonder if the proposed new federal Food Safety Modernization Act of 2009 (HR 875) will allow such. Under the new law the federal government will regulate food production at all levels with fines for violations of up the $1 million/day regardless of the size of the farm or business. It was noted that there is no new enforcement of food safety for items produced in China, Mexico, Haiti, etc. Also, lest one forget the US FDA knew about the filthy conditions at the peanut butter processing plant in Georgia and destroyed the samples that had been sent to them. Of course when enterprises are shut down in America, foreigners are more than willing to “take up the slack”. Of course in third world countries there are no pesky OSHA inspectors, restrictions on pesticides, hormones and sanitation guidelines.
In addition there is the “Food Safety and Tracking Improvement Act” (SB 425) which gives the federales even more control with an obvious plan to eliminate all “non-corporate” farms, farm markets, etc. Congress critter Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn) is the wife of Stanley Greenberg of the Monsanto Corp. and she is promoting the house bill.
Not so long back at a fundraiser in a nearby state the inspectors came in & noticed that the pies had been baked by some of the women in the community. The inspectors, in the interest of food safety, of course, banned sales of the desserts. One might assume that some fellows have idle time on their hands and the powers that be want to stop non-government fundraisers for any event as all must come from “the state”.
George Soros, the Big Eared One and the lackeys in the congress have been raising a big furor over the AIG employees being paid their retention bonuses as set forth in their employment contracts. As should be obvious it is all an orchestrated distraction as the White House had Sen. Dodd (the Countrywide mortgage kid) specifically allow the bonus payments. Not talked about are the billions that were sent to foreign banks, etc. All this is part of the plan outlined by Saul Alinsky to create chaos and upset among the voters so those “in charge” can, while others are looking elsewhere, take control. Some may have read of Crystalnacht in Germany when Adolph, another great leader, speaker and communicator, was consolidating his power.
As part of “change” there were to be no more “earmarks” but the last bill that the messiah had passed had just under 9,000 of them to take care of “needy” buddies of various well-connected “public servants.” Of course, next time it will be different and the budget will be cut. But then, again, the old horse on “Animal Farm” was sent to the glue factory. Can euthanasia for the elderly be too far away? After all that would “save tax dollars” and their votes would no longer be needed anyway
The above and below articles from hur herald, Thanks Bob!

While there is now the highest unemployment since Jimmy Carter was in charge, Mrs. Pelosey wants to make sure that millions of illegal aliens are on hand “to do the work and soak up the government benefits”. She said those lawbreakers “were patriotic”. When one travels over the country one notes that many (and in some places most) that one sees working speak Spanish, Chinese, Hindi, etc. While many jobs require physical exertion, most of these jobs are not “the so called minimum wage jobs that American workers won’t do.” The problem is much more severe and needs to be addressed and not by being overrun by foreign invaders. The words, “jobs that Americans won’t do” generally is code language for farm workers. Since many of those jobs are “piece work”, good workers make respectable incomes, not “minimum wage”.

HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!usaflag1


I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.

I am an American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,

and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God

when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

So, shut up already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here,

go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think it’s good…. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause.

Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American
We want our country back!

THE TINY CABIN hillbilly11

A social worker from Boston recently was transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.Intrigued,she went up and knocked on the door.
‘Anybody home?’ she asked.
‘Yep,’came a kid’s voice through the door.’Is your father there?’asked the social worker.’Pa?
Nope,he left afore Ma came in,’said the kid.
‘Well,is your mother there?’ persisted the social worker.’Ma?
Nope,she left just afore I got here,’said the kid.
Thinking she had her first violation to report,she persisted,’But are you never together as a family?’
‘Sure,but not here,’said the kid through the door. ‘
This is the outhouse!’

Q) What do you call a guy standing beside the road with his hand up a horse’s ass?

A) An Amish mechanic
Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying ?

A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving


Some ‘dirtbag’ in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up ‘executing’ the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued.

The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times. colt_shoots

Now here’s the kicker:

Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times.. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel: ‘That’s all the bullets we had !!’ (Talk about an all-time classic answer !!!)

Justice Served. Bullets are much cheaper than 40 years of meals, cable and civil rights

When was the last
time you saw a black guy keep a job for four years??

Now all my regular readers know I LIVE for comments, so leave one will ya?? The (damn)Duck will thank ya fer it!(I will too!)2be93cc2-eac5-4b4f-9afe-1657522f0ddc3resized-duck1


14 Responses to “The future is here!”

  1. matt Says:

    This blog’s great!! Thanks :).

  2. nettiegirl Says:

    awww,leave the duck alone willy !! yer right,the future is here & it sucks ! think i’ll jus get in my little time machine & float back bout 100 or so yrs. things was simpler then & people was more honest & friendly.
    have a peachy week my friend….spare the duck !!!

  3. Brad Says:

    Well, I must also be a BAD AMERICAN, because I believe

    That people should take care of themselves, not the government take care of the people.

    I believe a misbehaved child should be spanked, not sent to a therapist to figure out why he does it.

    I believe your life is what you make it, and barring extenuating circumstances, its your own fault it is so screwed up.

    Motivation is what gets things done, not relying on someone else to do it for you.

    We live in a capitalist society, businesses thrive and fail all the time. It is not the responsibility of the tax payer to “bail them out” when they have been too greedy and are going to fold. Let them go under and allow another business to thrive.

    There is no room for politics in government.

    Life is too short to worry about who you offend.

    I could go on, but you get my point. This country was founded on the belief of a government of the people, by the people and for the people. We as Americans need to get off our lazy butts, start researching our candidates to see where they actually stand, see their credentials, find out what they have or have not done. Stop believing everything we hear on TV. Mass media is like the shepherd, and we are the blind sheep.

  4. mickey Says:

    you’ve been hitting ’em out the park lately Willy, another great read. I see another variation of the grand rant there in your post, and oldy but a goody, we used to send that around on DOS before we could surf porn. I think Andrew Dice Clay was the first. I’ve used it to piss off liberals on blogs like propeller and what not for years, a classic.

  5. mickey Says:

    oh, and how about a recipe?
    gratuitously stolen from Dick @ Big Dicks Place

    Barrack Obama’s Stimulus Package Squirrel Pie

    Squirrels – 3 whole with bones. Preferably, freshly killed from your own property, but if you have to stalk the city park, so be it. We’re actually using four this time around.

    Carrots (3), Potatoes (4, peeled and cut into hunks), Celery (2 stalks) & freshly chopped garlic ( 3 cloves).

    One pair of Pillsbury pie crusts, or make your own, depending on how handy you are.

    Salt (a palmful), pepper (uh, 6 – 10 grinds), parsley (a handful of fresh, chopped or 2 tablespoons dried), more garlic (because one can never have enough vampire insurance), a couple of Bay leaves, thyme (3 fresh sprigs or a teaspoon of dried), and a couple of heaping tablespoons of condensed beef stock for flavor enhancement.

    Use whatever veggies you like, as there is no absolute right or wrong way with this recipe. And don’t slice your finger like Kelly did as she was chopping the veggies.

    read it all, with pics

    Mickey-a palmfull of salt?? Yer tryin’ ta kill me!(see my article”The Body Perfect!- or what did Santa bring ya?” here- Depending on the size of yer palm, that could be a couple tablespoons!!(i have a big palm) I think i will alter the salt content a little, otherwise sounds like a great recipie.-Willyo.

  6. crookedcountycrooks Says:

    Good job once again!

  7. Ex Back Says:

    I noticed that this is not the first time you write about the topic. Why have you decided to write about it again?

    Willyo- Have you not noticed what is going on in DC?(district of criminals), do you not catch the news? The messiah has given away the keys to the kindom! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; 1st yer 2nd amendment rights will(are)be attacked, next freedom of speech- now the door is open, can you say socialism? Can you say communism? Socialized medicine, never happen!(happening), take away our right to keep and bear arms, never happen!(happening) Surveilence of our citizens, never happen!(happening, see patriot act)- thanks for noticing, Willyo.

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  9. matt Says:

    Hey I think this blog is really interesting 🙂

  10. Ira Moote Says:

    Usefull article , THX !

  11. Tina Garay Says:

    Hi there can I use some of the material found in this entry if I provide a link back to your site?

  12. will Says:

    yep! go ahead, tell ll yer friends.-willyo

  13. Rodrigo Keks Says:

    This is a great post! Thanks for sharing.

  14. Jessenia Ricotta Says:

    I can’t say that I agree with all that you said but it was emphatically engrossing!

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