Swine flu Plague, or just another runny nose?


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april 29, 2009
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the “swine flu”, “Mexican flu” or whatever they call it today, is sure to be a ………non event! Thats right, although I am a prepper, this is not the end of the world type thing. I hear all the whoopededoo about masks, surgical garb, decontamination washes, tyvek suits, stashes of antibiotics and flu vaccenes, etc,etc,etc.
fact is, first- there is NO vaccene for this version of the flu! it is always created AFTER the fact of widespread outbreaks! secondly- all the garb in the local hospital won’t seriously protect you(short of level 5 quarentine pressurized suits)since it’s an airborne virus, and will also live on objects, surfaces and liquids.
Sound pretty scary? Well don’t sweat too much- the true estimates about the leathality of this flu virus is possibly point 08%. And thats untreated and alowed to run it’s course. With modern healthcare I would think that should be more like point 008, or 8 deaths per 100,000!Look at it this way- 98.7% survival rate! Soundslike real good odds to me, with most of the .08 death rate from pnuemonia. Which by the way is NORMAL for everyday flu! At any one flu season 5%-20% of the US population has the flu and 30,000-35,000 people die from “the flue”. very young and very old are 99% of the fatalities(at least in this country)The best course of action if it comes to your area(the flu), is to STAY HOME! At least till it’s no longer a threat. What happens if you DO get it? Again, STAY HOME-stay away from the little tikes and grampa&grandma, the flue lasts a week to ten days, yer gonna feel really bad for six or seven days, REALLY BAD. cold_guyTake aspirin, drink fluids(without caffien), get some rest- read a book.but then yer gonna start gettin better but still STAY HOME! You will still be contagious for twelve to fifteen days.Just because YOU have immunity now STAY HOME, don’t spread it any further. These things come and go, and as far as the last 3 flu pandemics, each instance has seen less fatalities, the last in the ’70’s saw less than 10.000 dead worldwide. The way I figure, Ya either get it or ya don’t, ya either die or ya don’t, chances are ya’ll will survive, with or without preparing- As of this point in time, there are a LOT more important things to worry about than a bad cold. Keep in mind just who is running our country(into the ground)right now! Do not let yourself be distracted from prepping for you and yours! Stock up on strage type foods, get that garden goin’ do a little target practice, get out and greet the spring- They say fresh air is the best thing for ya to stay healthy! by the way- only 7 of the over 100 deaths in mexico tested positive for the flu virus- relax,chill out, nobody lives forever, it’s probable that this “epidemic” is just a diversion from REAL NEWS. go here if ya doubt me- http://www.bloggernews.net/120694 Oh yeah, be observant of yer surroundings,keep yer gun loaded and at hand and keep yer powder dry!

obama-weed

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

VISUAL AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

MARITAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!old-dude

Aliens and Politicians

The year is 1947ufo_11

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has
long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies
and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
for you. It did for me._oh_god_i_am_so_totally_wasted

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know.
thanx kev

Sharing Peanuts!!!

A tour bus driverbus is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, ‘Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?
We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth,’ she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, ‘Why do you buy them, then?’
The old lady replied, ‘We just love the chocolate around them.’

Riddle of the Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J.. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn’t have one.

The Pope has one but doesn’t use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi’s.

What is it?

********************

The answer is: ‘A Last Name.’

You didn’t think I’d send you a dirty joke, did you?

In an effort to keep this an educational page I have the following facts and quotes for ya!

In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb’

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen
Only…Ladies Forbidden’.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
hour:

61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..

The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments..

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades – King David
Hearts – Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds – Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because
of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson.
Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added
until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats.
What is the most popular boat name requested?

A.Obsession

Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you
have to go until you would find the letter ‘A’?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers have in common?

A. All were invented
by women.

Q. What is the only
food that doesn’t spoil?

A.Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?

A. Father’s
Day

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on.
Hence the phrase…’Goodnight , sleep tight’

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the
wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and
quarts, and settle down.’

It’s where we get
the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’

Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle
to get some service. ‘Wet your whistle’ is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow!

Don’t delete this just because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod
as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when..

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this

2be93cc2-eac5-4b4f-9afe-1657522f0ddc Thanks ya’ll! Please keep the comments comin’ the (damn)duck has renewed faith in ya! But I still may take him to target practice.

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17 Responses to “Swine flu Plague, or just another runny nose?”

  1. will Says:

    Hi everybody! Put me in your favorites list and check back often as ya never know what i may write about nowdays, or when I’ll write come to think of it. thanks for stayin with me these 6 months and check out some of my older posts ya’ll newcomers!-

    Willyo- MYB Farm/Campground,
    Big Bend, on Norman Ridge, WV
    “willyobiker” willyobiker@yahoo.com
    http://www.willyobiker.wordpress.com

  2. wirt watcher Says:

    well here we are again, and as usual my friend you have done it again,you should get paid for doing this,why don’t you see about getting a lit.grant,wouldn’t hurt to check..stop in sometime bro…later.

  3. Cousin Sue Says:

    Will you are hysterical!!! Tell Cousin Bonnie I said Hi and will
    talk to her soon.

  4. melba Says:

    wonderful as always will,i believe youve found your calling

  5. mickey Says:

    another good one Willy, I’m going to leave you one and take a couple,thanks

    Lost Wallet

    A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet

    and all his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make

    his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

    “May I see your identification, please?”
    asks the agent.

    “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,”
    replies the guy.

    “Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no
    entry,” says the agent.

    “But I can prove I’m an American!” he
    exclaims. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed

    on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other.”

    “This I’ve gotta see,” replies the agent.

    With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.

    “By golly, you’re right!” exclaims the
    agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago.”

    “Thanks!” he says. “But how did you
    know I was from Chicago?”

    The agent replies, “I recognized Barack Obama in
    the middle.”

  6. thomasvickers Says:

    Hey Willy-O,

    How are things in Calhoun County? No swine flu here in Nicholas Co.

    Love your site!!!

    tv

  7. tt Says:

    as always when i need a good laugh yur htere to fill the bill,,,

  8. Scooter Says:

    Can anybody spell:)

  9. melba Says:

    what would we do without you will.thanks for educatin us

  10. Lois Russell Says:

    hey hope all got ur flu shots-even ur pets can get sick-so make sure they’re up to date on their shots too

  11. Lois Russell Says:

    hey willy obiker
    why not let people set up a dating site on ur site?
    u might be surprised who crawls out from under a log or out of hiding

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  13. Rodger Kastel Says:

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  15. wichita Says:

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  16. Holli Budge Says:

    just woke up to MoJo and crew telling us all that a Speaker Boehner will be the best thing for Pres Obama. It is SO thick..so friggin wrong

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