Springtime on the hill, Anarchy, Revolution, a few Obamaisms and a little humor


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Bet yer wondering about the title this week?wtf_scratchheadIn a new effort to get more readers I have added red flag tags to insure I will be on the gov watch list, which will surely raise my sites hits! As the gov expands exponentially so many new agentscreepy_spy gov workers, homeland security etc.. think how many new readers will be created! fbi, nsc, cia, the list goes on and on. Some of the tags are; explosives,explode-04-june stockpile, hoarding, assasination, revolution, anarchy, survivalist, overthrow, and a few others. Hey, although my blog does’nt really talk about any of these, I just want to see if the first amendment STILL applys. If the swat team assualtsbig_guns my place and picks me up, ya’ll will know it does’nt and can act accordingly.

It truly is springtime on the mountain! Heres a few pics!
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too bad nobody buys mayapple root anymore!

too bad nobody buys mayapple root anymore!

wish these were morels!

wish these were morels!

even fiddlehead ferns are up!

even fiddlehead ferns are up!


magnolia trees are pretty this year

magnolia trees are pretty this year

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clearin' another area- flower garden or campsite?

clearin' another area- flower garden or campsite?

So…..how is the economic meltdown treatin’ ya? Still seein’ food prices headin up, along with the inability to get heirloom seed. Seems I’m not the only one that thinks a garden is a good, if not nessesary idea this year. Almost all the folks around here that had a garden last year, have a much larger one this yeartractor1. I wonder if with a majority of the folks around the country planting a garden, some for the first time, will this drive food prices even higher. Will it drive some major agro companies out of business? Is the wave of the future to go back in time 50-75 years? It seems a lot of manufacturing has already moved from North America. How are we all going to make some dough? I don’t know, but growin’ yer own food and maybe some hunting will keep the fridge from bein’ empty? Maybe barter will be the name of the game, hell, GM wants to trade stock for debt maybe I can sell shares in the MYB farm……nah, that would’nt work, I’d probably have to shoot the board of directors if I did’nt like any decision they made.7667bfa4-6f6d-4ac7-9bb2-9c8215fe5763

thought of the day;
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.no_obama

Please pass this solution to the economic crisis along to others. Maybe the Messiah will see it and act accordingly:money20

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement:

There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force -pay them $1 million
apiece severance with the following stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

Can’t get any easier than that!

how about this one;

On Becoming Illegal.

You’ll love this!

FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY!

Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin

731 Hart Senate Office Building

Phone (202) 224-3254

Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin ,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service , I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted.. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications , as well as ‘in-state’ tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums . This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach ‘illegal alien’ status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA)

Donald Ruppert

Burlington , IA

Get your Forms (NOW)!!

Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040 .

(Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.)

old-dude1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

The most powerful politician in the world is Black .

The head of the Republican National Committee is Black .

The best known media mogul on earth is Black .

The greatest golfer in the world is Black .

The top female tennis players in the world are Black .

The highest grossing actor worldwide is Black .

The fastest racing driver in the world is Black .

The brightest Astrophysicist under the sun is Black .

The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is Black .

The most successful brain surgeon in the world is Black .

The fastest human on the planet is Black.

…. Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.

In an effort to be more user friendly, here’s this weeks Public Service announcement;
How to Lock Your Car and Why

I locked my car — as I walked away I heard my car door unlock I went back
and locked my car again three times. I looked around and there were two guys
sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store. When I looked straight
at them they did not unlock my car again

How to lock your car safely –
While traveling, my son stopped at a roadside park. He came out to his car
less than 4-5 minutes later and found someone had gotten into his car, and
stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator briefcase…..you name
it…
He called the police and since there were no signs of
his car being broken
into – the police told him that there is a device that robbers are using now
to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your
key-chain locking device..

They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you are
going inside of the store, restaurant, or bathroom and have a few minutes to
steal and run. The police officer said to manually lock your car door-by
hitting the lock button inside the car, that way if there is someone siting
in a parking lot watching for their next victim it will not be you.
When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting…it does not send the
security code, but if you walk away and use the door lock on your key chain
– it sends the code through the airwaves where it can be stolen. Something
totally new to us…and real.

Be aware of this and please pass this note on…look how many times we all
lock our
doors with our remote…just to be sure we remembered to lock
them….and bingo someone has our code…and whatever was in the car…can
be stolen.

Funny Obama Stuff

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
Stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and
Pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay,that only Ernie was left.

‘Ernie, do you have a story to share?’
‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot
In Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
Territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and
Then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
Four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
Last Iraqi With her bare hands.’

‘Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your daddy tell you
Was the moral to this horrible story?

‘Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking. Thanx Kev!
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“A West Virginia Wife”

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from North Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from West Virginia . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Well, thats it for this time and as always, that (damn)duck is still in dire need of your support! Don’t forget to comment!2be93cc2-eac5-4b4f-9afe-1657522f0ddc1wv-flag

17 Responses to “Springtime on the hill, Anarchy, Revolution, a few Obamaisms and a little humor”

  1. nettiegirl Says:

    hey sweetie ! as usual,im out ta save the poor duck,(why not pick on someone yer own size ?) always am entertained by yer blog darlin ! has certainly got to point of where person cant afford ta live these days,but then again…cost of burials aint cheep either ! cool pics buddy,& yup-i have dialup…grrr lov ya ! xoxox

  2. Joyce Says:

    Is that a nine in the chimps hand? I’ll vote Willy O for President, fixed everything in one blog! Thanks for the heads up on the security code. I never heard of that before. Great Blog again, thanks Will.

  3. mrred Says:

    Love this blog I’ll be back when I have more time.

  4. mickey Says:

    another good read Willy your pics of spring popping up onyour farm look real nice, miss out on that doing winters in FL

  5. calhoununderground Says:

    Yup, grow it yerself. It don’t contain all them poison chemicals and such that-a-way. Gimme another summer and I’ll have some extra heirloom seeds…

    Here’s a new hillbilly cookin’ show fer ye. 2 new vids. We sure do know how to cook hillbillies…

    http://lostincalhouncounty.wordpress.com/

  6. dynomite5555 Says:

    will rogers was really somthin,,but i reckon he ain’t got nothin on you,,i’m lookin fur ya to bcum famus any day now,,,cindercashun mite be in yur futur,,,,gotta git the gardin hode,,,see ya lata…..t

  7. Charlie Says:

    What do you think Willy?
    Swine flu = Obama(George Soros) Population Control
    I know I’m a little paranoid..

    willyo- Hmmmmmm…… Ya know sounds interesting. Oh have ya ever heard the saying”just because yer paranoid does’nt mean that folks are not out to get ya”?

  8. thomasvickers Says:

    Hey Willy,

    Awesome site you have.

    I’ve been, and as far as I know, still am, cookied by the CIA. Also, was cookied by both the Clinton and Obama campaigns. It’s good to know we WV boys can still make a little noise!

    willyo- glad to see yer still around! hope that a cia cookie(or fbi, nsa etc..)is embedded in my blog(my computer?) It will perhaps educate at least a few gov employees!

    tv

  9. Charlie Says:

    Never heard that saying but it’s definetly true.
    They are not blowing the mountains up by you are they? I didn’t event know they did that until a month ago (I learned it from your site) that makes me so mad I want to cry… Ok I confess I did cry.
    My husband and I are hoping to move in the foothills of tuckey in the near future, I can’t wait, but we have a lot to learn about mountain living.

    Willyo-It’s not “country livin’ ” it’s just survivn’! Nope- no MTR in Calhoun county (Yet!) but ya really should see whats left when the coal company is done- it’s eyeopening! And ya can thank G Bush for its continued use. MTR only is 5% of coal production but 90% of it’s (coal) havest devastaion! I for one, think the coal executives that condone this type of “mining” should be required to live on the raped mountainside for 5 years, plant a new pine forest(by hand), then be hanged when this is complete!

  10. Charlie Says:

    I’m ready for just survinvn if it helps to get out from under the Govs. thumb. We have always been self employeed and the Gov. screws us every chance they get..
    I didn’t mean to get you worked up about MTR I have only seen pixs and they really do make me cry. I would give up electicity in a heartbeat if I knew it would save a mountain, I’m going to try to live totally self-sufficient at my new tuckey home.

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    hey do you think if I can be declared an illegal immigrant just long enough to get Homeland security to give me a free ride across the border. I’m going on a cruise and need to get to the Mexican coast. Great post.

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