Well it’s like this= needed a comedy page bein’ that all my other stuff is so serious- needed to lighten up!
(oh, and thanks Jim)(actual!) HEADLINES
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work
After Death
Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya’ think?!
Cold Wave Linked to
Who would have thought!
Enfield Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chain-saw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
see, is’nt this just as good as Jay?(Leno)
hope to add  more soon, and a very merry Christmas to ya’allcid_x_ma22_1229915792aol



One Response to “HEADLINES”

  1. Joyce Says:

    Never knew you were so funny! I’m the New Yorker that talks to you at Holbert’s sometimes, the one at the end of Big Root. Found this through Craigslist, and couldn’t stop reading. Thanks for making my Sunday morning fun. Joyce

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