“GUN NUTS”- are we REALLY bitter clingers?
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I mean really, are we?? Remember Obama called all us appalachian folks(read hillbilly) bitter clingers in that as economic times grew worse we would cling to our bibles and our guns. Well I’m here to tell ya, YEP!, I am a bitter clinger! Why? Well, we are all bitter with the politicos having free reign with our tax $$ and now look at the mess the economy is in(although, I like the gas prices). Come on now, we elected these fools that have been running our lives for far too long. Oh, I’m not sayin’ this is our fault, we(Jon Q public) we dont have all that much to choose from do we?? A two party selection( and a couple other party’s few will vote for) democrat&republican. Ever seen elections in other countries? Hundreds of candidates to choose from, the green party, the workers party, the kitchen sink party, hell, lets have a party party! I’ll vote for them.
Ok enough bitterness. Why not cling to religion? Nothing wrong with a little hope and faith, nobody else seems to be lookin’ out for you and me. I think the various religions have been around a lot longer than any kind of politics(that used a voting system,anyway) If having a little faith in that things will work out for us all because the big dude is watchin’ over us, all well and good, whatever floats yer boat(remember Noah?) be it Baptist, Protestant, Lutheren, Catholic, Islam, or The Church of Holy Spectre of the Christal Meth, Doomsday Phrophet, and tattoo emporium, If you believe you feel better!( Hell, I live in an old Baptist church after all!) Now as to guns. Yeah a lot of us cling to our guns, and why should’nt we? After all we paid a lot of money for ’em. In our constitution the second ammendment GUARANTEES our right to keep and bear arms( or arm bears). We use ’em for hunting, personal protection, and a form of cheap,legal fireworks for various holidays. Oh and they’er FUN! All those gun control advocates are probably angry cause mom or dad forbade them to have “such a dangerous thing around”. Bet they never got held up, mugged or knifed by some crazed madman.Those same moms also forbade them to have a “dangerous motorsickle” when they were younger too.( having a bike teaches responsibility- either learn to be responsible or learn to be dead!)
Now all the “gun nuts” are worried that Obama is going to make all guns illegal, do you really think Obama can re-write the constitution? Don’t think so Bub! And all the internet rumours i keep hearin’ about some kind of new law that cuts the shelf life of ammo to six months of shelf life. Thats some kinda Mission Impossilble crap(too much TV i guess). NEVER HAPPEN! This kind of technology just flat don’t exist. So, relax, pray, shoot and have fun! ” Better days are comin”, but, you’ll never live to see ’em! ( my Dad always used to say this to me when I was young, Thanks Dad! Came across this little ad on Craigslist the other day-
.To: The Guy Who Mugged Me in Downtown, Savannah, GA
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you
demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and
my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and
earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to
I didn’t expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a
reason that evening, and it wasn’t that cold outside. You see, my
girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for
Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It’s a very intimidating
weapon when pointed at your head, isn’t it?
I know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun walking back to
wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge flopping about in
your pants. I’m sure it was even worse since you also ended up
leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn’t have
you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us
again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or “Momma” as
you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your
shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go’s,
along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet
itself in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They’ll be
on your bill in case you’d like to know which ones. Alltel
recently shut down the line, and I’ve only had the phone for a
little over a day now, so I don’t know what’s going on with that.
I hope they haven’t permanently cut off your service. I was about
to make some threatening phone calls to the DA’s office with it.
So, about your pants; I know that I was a little rough on you when
you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I’d like to make it
up to you. I’m sure you’ve already washed your pants, so I’d like
to help you out. I’d like to reimburse you for the detergent you
used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or
powder? I’d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
making you walk back home humiliated. I’m hoping that you’ll
reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be
so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we’ll do lunch
I LOVED IT! and in case you did’nt know the TRUE role of police protection how about this(the top badge of the WVSP said it!)
“Despite even the best efforts, the police cannot—and, with the exception of prisoners in custody, have no legal duty to—protect us as individuals from the commission of any crime.
Far OUT! sounds like another reason to carry to me!(see earlier page”What if you can’t trust the cops” from last week).
So to all the gun control advocates, athiests, and other “bitter” folks- GET OVER IT!
are you a bitter clinger?- Go here- http://gunowners.org/merch9066.htm to the Gun Owners of America website and get your “bitter clinger” T shirt. Show Obama you were listenin’!
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