Cabin fever- Conspiracy theory and the tale of the barn cats(box cats)
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It’s been a long, cold winter and here’s my latest(Humor boys n girls, humor!) “Cospiracy theory” What IF…..Osama Bin Laden was alive and well and living in the US? What if he was living in the white house?? Now I may be the first person to notice this but…..Ossama disappears in ’91 and less than a year later Obamma becomes a “political rising star” . Then in 04 He wrote a key note address at the democratic national senate and became the democratic hopefull. I contend that in 1992 Ossama Bin Laden came to the US through Mexico, via the incredibly porous border with the US and made his way to Detroit where he shaved, got a haircut and dyed and ironed his hair, had some plastic surgery to remove the desert wrinkles and a few years, traded in the sheets for suits,and had spent ’92 through ’04 honeing his mesmeric skills, learning acceptable english with his CIA handlers and practicing not to shiver in colder weather in Detroit, before abducting the real Obamma, with aid of the three KKK secret service moles. He is secreted in Hawaii at thiss time. The Taliban and Al Kaida are laughing at us right now. “Those americans don’t even notice the Obbama/Ossama clue. Those infidels will never learn!
Ossama born ’57 obama born ’61 only 4 years diff
Ossama dissappeared in afghanistan/pakista
Timeline ossamma disappeared in ’91/92- same time(’91)(all of a sudden) obama is very active in politics
some plastic surgery, new clothing(swap out sheets for suits)haircut and shave?
I contend in ’04 obama was replaced and forced to write ’04 dnc address
His route of escape was from Pakistan to Johannesburg Africa to Mexico city? Hawaii? Illinois? Detroit?
Sound a little far fetched? A little too Mission Impossible? James Bond? Don’t think it could be done? Without the masses noticing? REALLY?
Ahh, cabin fever, cabin fever.
The story of the barn cats- (box cats)
I have gotten a few emails “whats up with the barn/box cats?” So I tell a tale…a true one.
Now to begin with, We inherited these cats when someone dropped off a pregnent mama cat. After a week or two I took a a likin’ to the little feline n started feedin it. But an outside cat!(hey, it’s not mine!)And she lived under the porch, OK!
Well low and behold I’ve inherited not one but 5 cats(4 kits)!
She must have had them kits somewhere else, cause first time i seen ’em, the eyes were open. I was movin’ from the trailer I was livin in, so…..can’t leave ’em behind to starve or freeze, so I moved them to the farm( well most of em) Thus ensued the “hunt for the black cats”. I borrowed a cat travel cage thinin’ that I would just put a bowl of food inside of and when they came to eat, I would just close the door and PRESTO! all the kitties in one neat package! In theory, maybe but in practice, NOPE! Mistake#1 the cat carrier was Way too small for all five cats and a bowl of food. (Although I did catch mama and one kit), so off to the farm with two. Returned small cat carrier, and borrowed a small dog cage. Back to the trailer and set up again. Now ya gotta bear in mind all these cats are ferile cats, born in the wild and hard to approach. I believe once ,out of the 10 0r 15 trips back and forth,i had all 3 kits in the cage. I moved slowly tword the cage door, and as I reached(ever so slowly) for the door POOF! they vanished!
Well, suffice it to say many trips later, I had them all(almost) at MYB. One was never captured, and lives on at the trailer, happily with a new owner(although still outside, under the porch)Well I guess they’ve taken a likin’ to me too. They live happily on at MYB Farm, finding shelter from the elements
Febuary give away still goin’ on- leave a comment(or else…..you know!) and request a copy of a pic of ME threatnin’ the duck(damn duck!), or ME on the tracto n I’ll send ‘er to ya. FREE, gratis, no charge. In color!