Berry pickin’ season and a update!
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lemme tell ya about berry pickin’ season. them that are old enuf to remember pickin are now too old ta pick(but know where the best pickin spots are) and them are young enough to pick em are not so inclined! But…… thats good fer me! Already got a gallon or so of black raspberrys and it’s lookin goog…real good for blackberrys! I’ll probably get six or so gallon This year . whooppee! Much jams n jelly’s berry pickin season is my fav! Some day i’ll remember not to pick in shorts! Man, My legs look like i’ve been runnin’ through the patch bare assed!( well almost but….) As a little re cap- I have lost 60(yep!) pounds so far…and i feel great! (see the page what santa brung me on the right) and other news- they finally switched over to all digital broad cast up here…. and guess what? Just as i said… nobody here in the bottomland has ANY reception at all! Just like I said…see(reception deception also on the right)I must be clairvoient! Or maybe i can see what is written on the wind! Anyway.. real busy right now so really can’t write much right now(Garden work, buildin’ a chicken coop, gettin’ ready for mountainfest(hear me scooter?) n all. Hope everyone is well, and armed, n in good health! E me at email@example.com to ask yer questions n see whats up. Sorry…. did’nt want to deal with the gif’s this time…promise they’ll be back next time! (and i have a lot…A LOT of obamanisms for next time too! )The duck…..he is still neck broken(more on that next time too) and wishin’ ya’ll good health and good fortune too!- Willyo.
Well….it needs some tlc, this here page, so heres a few other things just to keep ya interested
it seems the congress critters in DC(district of corruption) have voted themselves 6.million, EACH! somethin payraise! All that for IGNORING their constituants! The sheeple sent thousands of emails, phone calls etc.. and were ignored. So hope everyone is still enjoyin’ CHANGE to the tune of $700 annual raise in electric rates(likely it will be much higher here in WV as almost all electric gereratin plants are coal fired, talk about a carbon footprint!) The head criminal(obammy)is passin’ bill after bill to take more of YOUR money, so keep watchin him. Change,change,change….hey it’s all for our own good the gov says(hope ya like socialism, look how well it worked in russia,china and cuba!). In other news…. Mikey Jackson the black/white pervo popstar has died! Ahh, I’m sure you are all heartbroken as i am(he,he,he). And hey, I have a Mikey Jackson platinum record for 123, anybody wanna buy it? Email me. How bout this one- Micheal jackson will not be cremated. Since he’s mostly plastic, he will be melted down into legos so kids can play with him for a change.
It is the month of June, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.
It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.
The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit.
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.
No one earned anything.
However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism .
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today
thanks Kev for this one!
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the
tranquility of servitude better than the
animating contest of freedom, go home from
us in peace. We ask not your counsels or
arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which
feed you. May your chains set lightly upon
you, and may posterity forget that ye were
Samuel Adams, speech at the Philadelphia State House, August 1, 1776.