10,000!!!- oops sorry- now 20,000!! Thank you!

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10,000 hits! Whodathunkit! (another west virginiaism) After just 26 months I have had 20,000 hits. Shoot! Is it somethin’ I said?Thanks for stickin’ with me! Thanks every single one of ya! In celebration of this(to me) milestone this will be the LAST blog page I write. Some may remember my putting tags that would raise red flags with the “GOVERNMENT WATCHDOGS” for a recent blog () I wrote and you can all go here() to find out exactly why I am dicontinuing this here blog. I do hope the reasons don’t affect your faith in “BIG GOV” but go here() for the REAL reason why! But in a more lighthearted vein- I have raised 10(after thinnin’) very hearty lookin’ termater(tomato) plants, they should do real good this year as I planted ’em in March,well this was all well and good….but not this year(2012) as my murdercycle accident has prevented me from gettin’ around like id like to. yep, done wrecked my harley and sold it( but if the sucker that bought it dont come up with the bucksREAL SOON!, i’ll be gettin er back) I broke my leg bone in 5 places(actually a compound fracture) and although i thought i knew what pain was, i was sorely mistaken! Bottom line is..there probably will NOT be a garden this year@#$$!&*^()^%%! also this means, for better or worst, i will be doin’ more writen’ soon- hope ya’ll will stick with me as i wax poetic, politic and just rant n rave at(to?) ya. so thats it fer now- just an update is all my finger is capable of in one 10 minute sittin’. ) and ALL of my plants this year are heirloom variaties) so I’m hopin for a super summer garden.The onions I have already planted are doin’ great, but the weed problems are great. I wanna try using newspaper to smother the weeds between the plants. My own little experiment, I’ll let ya’ll know how this works out. All the old folks swear by hoin’ the garden and bendin’ down to pull them pesky weeds by hand. My back will just not take this kind of “labor intensive” gardenin’, I resolved”there must be a better way”. We’ll see- stay tuned. Again, Thank you thank you, thank you for thinkin’ I have somethin’ worthwhile sayin’ and thanks for listnin’!- WILLYO.

It’s been a bit since I said anything about preppin’- As i watch my elderly neighbors stockin’ up on canned meats, veggies and all sorts of long shelf life goods, maybe they know somethin, having been around the block a few more times than I have .the Gov says the economy is lookin’ up! WHOOPIEE! This is a LIE! What has happened to make the economy head upwards? Absolutely nothin, more nuthin’ with a good dose of nothing thrown in for good measure. My local Dodge dealer Prixis now having to close his franchise, and now he finds he’s losing the Generous Motors franchise too! And this guy operated IN THE BLACK! Is this a sign things are gettin better? The Gov, the media and the spin doctor economists are ALL TELLING YA LIES! If anything, things are gonna get a LOT worse before they get better. After all, ya can’t just print more money, can ya? Oh yeah, the Gov can(and has) but this is what I’ve heard called “the bailout bubble”. I seem to remember other economic bubbles bursting. Ya think this one is gonna last? So, although I can get long winded in gettin’ a point across- PREP, PREP, and prep as if your life depended on it, it may! I have nothin’ to add to the swine flu thread of recent posts except to say WHO are a bunch a idiots. Thats it, get the world all hot n bothered, then downgrade the threat? Gettin’ kickbacks from “tamiflu” and surgical mask companies? Thought you guys knew what ya was doin’- a little guidance?Lawyer
HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND YA”LL! Remember- don’t drink n drive- ya might spill some and THATS alcohol abuse!
old dude
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference

Did you hear that the Redneck governor’s
mansion burned down ?
‘Yep. Prit’near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a hillbilly9
Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

How do you know when you’re staying
in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say,
“I gotta leak in my sink,” and the
clerk replies, ”Go ahead.”

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
To his beloved widow .
but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.

and of course Two of my favorite pet peeves in the same joke-Obammy and gun control!obama7667bfa4-6f6d-4ac7-9bb2-9c8215fe5763

Gun Control
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumbass, stop clapping!’

and a little quote from me to you- “slaw dogs n beans – wv greatest untapped source of natural gas”

As you may(or not) know the2be93cc2-eac5-4b4f-9afe-1657522f0ddc (damn)duck is in sick bay with a minor broken neck, so please comment to give the duck some hope(he’s not gonna make it, but don’t tell ‘im!) see ya next time, Willyo.


25 Responses to “10,000!!!- oops sorry- now 20,000!! Thank you!”

  1. Joyce Says:

    Hi Willy, I tried to contact you, but couldn’t find your direct email. Emailed you on some group. No longer an emergency, but please contact me? I needed Eugene, and his phone is disconnected. Did he move? Thanks, Joyce.

    P.S. Great blog as usual. Happy to hear you were only kidding about stopping

  2. nettiegirl Says:

    hey will ! things good here on ranch,(im bac in NM,) AS ALWAYS,ENJOYED YER BLOG…..poor little ducky tho ! who’s gonna replace him ? keep up the good work….xoxxo

  3. mickey Says:

    last blog page you write? c’mon Willy, you’re pulling our leg, right? how we gonna keep up with the happennings up on Normans Ridge?

  4. melba Says:

    hopefully this is not your last blog.i truly look forward to each one.i have a friend who gardens outa dead refrigeraters he lays them on their back fills them full of soil and plants.no weeding no bending over and all grows well.stay well my friend and god bless you and your duck

  5. Lois Russell Says:

    hey willy love ur blogs ,jokes and all and please give the poor duck some tlc he needs it
    god bless u willy

  6. thomasvickers Says:

    Hi Willy,

    Greetings from the mountains of Nicholas County. As always, love your site.


  7. gay36 Says:

    вы геи ???

    Вы немой?

  8. Scooter Says:





  9. calpattypress Says:

    Congratulations on the hits. We received 4,590 in just one week a couple of weeks ago. Some of those were from your site. So no one can say the Central WV blogs are not popular. Oh, and if you run into Kevin Weese, you might want to tell him some very dangerous looking dudes from out of state are looking to collect some money from him. I have a feeling they ain’t about nothing nice, so maybe he should pay up and quit being a little bitch, before the situation gets out of control.

  10. KREATOR Says:

    Relating to the last comment im not very pleased in your choice of words and you might want to explain yourself a little better and quit hiding behind words…

  11. KREATOR Says:

    If you have info on someone prove it till then keep your fucking mouth to yourself asshole.

  12. KREATOR Says:

    Oh yeah by the way who might you be since you like to give false info out why do you hide ?.. I went to your site but no info on you …hmmmm Makes you wonder what kinda shit stirring person you are…

  13. KREATOR Says:

    Well I figuered on no reply today but thats ok ….I have all the info I need so dont worry motherfucker…I knew you wouldnt reply….lmgdao……

  14. KREATOR Says:

    yeah I do have a website btw……hits are over 450,000…….over 2700 members so chose your words wisely my friend….or maybe its to late ….

  15. KREATOR Says:


  16. crookedcountycrooks Says:

    You are \”not very pleased \”

    haha haha hahahaha

    YOU are a joke and a WEASEL too obviously!

    …..And alive and well, so thanks we will pass that on.


    Haha ha ha ha haha.


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  17. KREATOR Says:

    Your the joke motherfucker you and your pathetic little blogs…Alive and well I am, But im not a weasel… Jackass!…And I see you also hind behind the keyboard too…Just like the rest of these fucks…

  18. KREATOR Says:


  19. will Says:

    ahh… kreator? My home address, phone # and all info about ME is easily accessable if you only take the time to look- BTW what is your problem anyway? Glad to see i have at last my very own troll-Willyo. PS- here is all my contact info since yer too lazy to look-

    Willyo- MYB Farm/Campground,
    Big Bend, on Norman Ridge, WV
    “willyobiker” willyobiker@yahoo.com

  20. KREATOR Says:

    I wasnt talking to you…. You actually have your info on your blog….

  21. Scooter Says:




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  23. Bin Says:


    Kreator is not talking anything bad about willyo.

    It’s between Mr.Calpatty and Kreator.

    Chill out guys! this is willyo’s blog we should congrats him of success of 10,000 hits and giving us Joy. Mr. Calpatty is the one who disrespect it and should of keep his mouth shut and e-mail willyo about it.

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