10,000!!!- oops sorry- now 20,000!! Thank you!
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10,000 hits! Whodathunkit! (another west virginiaism) After just 26 months I have had 20,000 hits. Shoot! Is it somethin’ I said?Thanks for stickin’ with me! Thanks every single one of ya! In celebration of this(to me) milestone this will be the LAST blog page I write. Some may remember my putting tags that would raise red flags with the “GOVERNMENT WATCHDOGS” for a recent blog () I wrote and you can all go here() to find out exactly why I am dicontinuing this here blog. I do hope the reasons don’t affect your faith in “BIG GOV” but go here() for the REAL reason why! But in a more lighthearted vein- I have raised 10(after thinnin’) very hearty lookin’ termater(tomato) plants, they should do real good this year as I planted ’em in March,well this was all well and good….but not this year(2012) as my murdercycle accident has prevented me from gettin’ around like id like to. yep, done wrecked my harley and sold it( but if the sucker that bought it dont come up with the bucksREAL SOON!, i’ll be gettin er back) I broke my leg bone in 5 places(actually a compound fracture) and although i thought i knew what pain was, i was sorely mistaken! Bottom line is..there probably will NOT be a garden this year@#$$!&*^()^%%! also this means, for better or worst, i will be doin’ more writen’ soon- hope ya’ll will stick with me as i wax poetic, politic and just rant n rave at(to?) ya. so thats it fer now- just an update is all my finger is capable of in one 10 minute sittin’. ) and ALL of my plants this year are heirloom variaties) so I’m hopin for a super summer garden.The onions I have already planted are doin’ great, but the weed problems are great. I wanna try using newspaper to smother the weeds between the plants. My own little experiment, I’ll let ya’ll know how this works out. All the old folks swear by hoin’ the garden and bendin’ down to pull them pesky weeds by hand. My back will just not take this kind of “labor intensive” gardenin’, I resolved”there must be a better way”. We’ll see- stay tuned. Again, Thank you thank you, thank you for thinkin’ I have somethin’ worthwhile sayin’ and thanks for listnin’!- WILLYO.
It’s been a bit since I said anything about preppin’- As i watch my elderly neighbors stockin’ up on canned meats, veggies and all sorts of long shelf life goods, maybe they know somethin, having been around the block a few more times than I have .the Gov says the economy is lookin’ up! WHOOPIEE! This is a LIE! What has happened to make the economy head upwards? Absolutely nothin, more nuthin’ with a good dose of nothing thrown in for good measure. My local Dodge dealer is now having to close his franchise, and now he finds he’s losing the Generous Motors franchise too! And this guy operated IN THE BLACK! Is this a sign things are gettin better? The Gov, the media and the spin doctor economists are ALL TELLING YA LIES! If anything, things are gonna get a LOT worse before they get better. After all, ya can’t just print more money, can ya? Oh yeah, the Gov can(and has) but this is what I’ve heard called “the bailout bubble”. I seem to remember other economic bubbles bursting. Ya think this one is gonna last? So, although I can get long winded in gettin’ a point across- PREP, PREP, and prep as if your life depended on it, it may! I have nothin’ to add to the swine flu thread of recent posts except to say WHO are a bunch a idiots. Thats it, get the world all hot n bothered, then downgrade the threat? Gettin’ kickbacks from “tamiflu” and surgical mask companies? Thought you guys knew what ya was doin’- a little guidance?
HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND YA”LL! Remember- don’t drink n drive- ya might spill some and THATS alcohol abuse!
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference
Did you hear that the Redneck governor’s
mansion burned down ?
‘Yep. Prit’near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
How do you know when you’re staying
in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
“I gotta leak in my sink,” and the
clerk replies, ”Go ahead.”
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
To his beloved widow .
but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.
and of course Two of my favorite pet peeves in the same joke-Obammy and gun control!
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumbass, stop clapping!’
and a little quote from me to you- “slaw dogs n beans – wv greatest untapped source of natural gas”
As you may(or not) know the (damn)duck is in sick bay with a minor broken neck, so please comment to give the duck some hope(he’s not gonna make it, but don’t tell ‘im!) see ya next time, Willyo.